Friday 27 June 2008
limericks.

A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"

There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.

if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, FUCK YOU");}

There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink,
as you'd possibly think;
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

The lass I brought home was a prize,
With an alluring set of bright blue eyes,
Her breasts, so well kept,
Were what I'd expect,
But her penis was quite a surprise.

There once was a girl named Jude,
Who's skirt by the wind was strewed.
A man came along,
And unless im quite wrong,
You expected this last line to be lewd.

I, Caesar, when I learned of the fame
Of Cleopatra, I straightway laid claim.
Ahead of my legions,
I invaded her regions,
I saw, I conquered, I came.

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Alright, today's post is stupid.

Monday 23 June 2008

Heh, today's lessons wasn't that bad. At least I was not heavily hounded for homeworks. Phew.



And some crazy person/thing keeps trying to attack my computer. wtf.

Sunday 15 June 2008

Went to PC Show yesterday, but returned the books first. Stupid bro didn't want to come along.

Did lots of walking checking out prices for RAMs, video cards and the 360. Bought 2gb worth of RAM in the end, and a pair of creative earphone. Now this computer really runs fast!

Dad made a good point that day though, with so much rubbish all over the place, Suntec so let garung gunis work there!

There was a show, "Holes", after Master and Commander on chnl 5. It's nice wad, y put so late?

Friday 13 June 2008

The number of works left is depressing.


Suddenly the OBS trip seemed so much more enticing, escape from civilisation...

Thursday 12 June 2008

And how can I forget one of the characters in Narnia: Prince Caspian looks like Saddam Hussein!

Wednesday 11 June 2008

Forgot to bring my towel for bathing after swimming. Thought of shaking my body to dry myself like a dog, but that didn't quite work. Lucky I brought my hanky, so I used that instead.


My homeworks look screwed. Damn.

Oh well, I'm sure I can think of something. Or die trying.
Nah, I think I can pull through this. Somehow.

Tuesday 10 June 2008

Watched Narnia today. Not so bad, but acceptable. The big fight was meh, predictable corny style, Kings with terrible battle strategies, and a love scene? lawl. But fine, if they say it's closer to the book. And bro does his work in the cinema. wtf. Just because his's so goddamn adamant on hating the movie. He should rly lighten up, where gt need everytime watch arthouse movies one.

bought a backpack, since thers "none that's small, yet big."

Wants to watch Star Wars: The Clone Wars!

Monday 9 June 2008

Are pigeons stupid? They fly when children just walks to them, yet can get run down by vehicles. Are the cars that fast that they cannot evade? Once again I saw another dead one, this time kinda flat, as usual, with some of the innards showing, and what looks like its intestine outside its body. what appears to be where the eye was, now is just a splattering of mush. Maybe some brain matter. And dried blood, in a splashed fashion, splayed across the road.


Watched No Reservations today, no wonder critics didn't like it, storyline's corny in a way, and there's not much in the plot that is appealing.

Desi(red) was right a few months back, Pushing Daisies is nice, even in a odd, sort of way. Pilot episode really just lets you now what you need, and goes into the action.

There was this show on chnl U, talking about the possibility of the Ark on Mount Ararat, somewhere in Turkey. Heard of that before, but somewhat skeptical of the curses that somewhat surrounds it. Hey, it would be nice finding it. If actually found, Christianity could very well be challenged once again! That'd be interesting.

And I got lost on the documentry on Imelda, Philipines' First Lady, IIRC. Oh well, good to know.

There was a show today, Solitary, late in the night, a reality show where contestants are put into these octagon shaped environements, where they do various gruelling tasks to try to get the big money prize in the end. Interactivity is limited to a computer modified human voice.
Reminds me of the game Portal, where the A.I in the game keeps using cake as a reward, and you, the player, have to use your own means, with your teleportal gun, to get from point A, to point B. Failure to do so, sometimes results in... certain death.

A family let their rabbit out to feast on the grass and the fallen rambutans. Aw.

Saturday 7 June 2008

Helped my dad install the new door knob. Kinda easy in a way, then again, think he did most of the job while I was still asleep.


And still hadn't touched my work. Lololol, so screwed. But don't feel like working eh.

Friday 6 June 2008

Today's thunder, is either so loud that it caused my hand to vibrate minorlly, or it's just me getting a mild shock.



And all you cheese lovers out there, to have the best cheese, you need to eat worm cheese. Basically a lump of cheese with maggots in and all over it. Go on, you know you want the best the world can offer...

Thursday 5 June 2008

So hard getting stupid bro up. tsk. shan't bother typing up. basically involves food, pouring water, and burning of pens to get his badass up.

Parents brought us along to Toa Payoh for some parenting counselling, or sth. All we did there was sit down there and wait for them, while they do the counselling.

And Indiana Jones is nice to watch! Ok, maybe not so much the back part, but still fine!


And some idiots just enjoy staying home working, when they themselves dun wake up early to work, and when they do work, it's with alot of breaks. How ironic. I say they should be the ones who need counselling.

Tuesday 3 June 2008

Can't connect to internet yesterday. What a bore.

Singapore lose to Uzbekistan 3-7. Liao, pervert numbers sia!
Yesterday's show on those fat kids was interesting. Wheyno, they're fat. And liposuction sucks out pinkish mashed-up body stuff from your fat areas!

Super Sized Me on Art Central on Sunday was also nice. I like the scene where they poke around the stomach fats area. Haha, junk foods ftw.
Sunday's BBQ was nice. Was with my uncle's family at The Chevrons. It was nice and all, mainly walking around checking out the place...
Stupid bro still insisted on working. Stupid no-life.
The best fun was when four uncles come and teach me billard! lol, for shifu teaching me is weird, but at least I learnt to play. and Gerald's good for a p5, I hold my own.

Book fair's oh so-so. Bro still wanted to work on that saturday. Jesus Christ, he wanna be a workaholic? And He threw tantrums outside the convention hall. Oh grow up bitch. Crying because you don't get to do work? fuck you. What idiot does work from 6pm to 4am everyday, sleeps from 5 to 5, works mindlessly and does not plan on relieving stress? Tsk.
Dinner's at Foodrepublic, and bought a helicopter; the maid wanted to send it to her younger brother. Suntec City even has this little place, like a water exhibit, where they play a music, and you see water and light playing against each other.

x trail challenge was ok, helping out at the cc and taking the time..
its mainly the chatting parts that were interesting.

I wan to win the 360....
And yay, finally some more machinima to watch!


I waste my time today uploading msnplus sounds!